It was a dream.
I dreamt the whole thing. It was just a bad dream. Good morning, sir.
Merry christmas. Coleman, I had
the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and
no one liked me. I lost my job,
I lost my house. Penelope hated me. And it was all because
of this terrible, awful negro. (yells) Oh, dear! (choking) it was the dukes.
It was the dukes. You’re a dead man, valentine! Look, louis. It was an experiment. They used us as
guinea pigs, man. Dukes used us
as guinea pigs. To see how our lives
would turn out. They made a bet. I’m afraid
it’s true, sir. I believe him, louis. The dukes ruined
my life over a bet? For how much? A dollar.